Saturday, January 2, 2021
NFL 2020 Week 17 Picks
Friday, December 25, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 16 Picks
Friday, December 18, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 15 Picks
Friday, December 11, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 14 Picks
Saturday, December 5, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 13 Picks
Friday, November 27, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 12 Picks
What is there even to say after last week's debacle? Blown double digit leads all over the played a part in home teams going 9-5 against the spread to kill me after they had been struggling with no fans to start the year. The road teams came through for me on Thanksgiving, however, so I'm going to stick with the #process that had me in good position before this disastrous month.
Saturday, November 21, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 11 Picks
Road Underdogs
Friday, November 13, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 10 Picks
Friday, November 6, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 9 Picks
Seahawks headed to Buffalo with a 10-game win streak in eastern time zone, counting playoffs (per @EpKap and @ESPNStatsInfo) https://t.co/6CBCiv9F5n
— Chris Mortensen (@mortreport) November 4, 2020
Friday, October 30, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 8 Picks
Friday, October 23, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 7 Picks
Friday, October 16, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 6 Picks
Last week went roughly how I expected with my picks breaking even, but I have more confidence in this slate. The spreads were more in line with how I felt about the matchups, so I'm up to seven favorites this week with a lot of appealing road favorites in particular.
Home Favorites
Patriots -8.5 versus Broncos
Steelers -3.5 versus Browns
Pittsburgh letting Philadelphia hang around last week was a little concerning, but they covered the -7.5 in the end. This spread isn't as daunting, and despite it being (barely) over a field goal in a divisional game, everyone knows Ben Roethlisberger's record against teams from his native Ohio. Against the Browns specifically, the Steelers are 23-2-1 with Big Ben starting.
Dolphins -8.5 versus Jets
It's actually a little surprising that this line isn't even higher considering the dumpster fire that is New York. Adam Gase and Gregg Williams continually blaming others just shows how bad they are as coaches.
Road Underdogs
Texans +5.5 at Titans
I'm mad at myself for not picking Houston last week since I normally go with teams in the first game after firing a coach. Maybe it would've been a different story if Jacksonville's fourth kicker of the season had actually made his attempts, or maybe the Texans can actually turn things around. In a divisional game with Tennessee coming off of an unusually short week, I like the upset here.
Friday, October 9, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 5 Picks
Of all the pirate jokes, I’ve never heard the “how much does it cost to pierce an ear” one Tony Gonzalez just said 🤣. Almost good enough to sway my tentative Bears +5.5 pick
— David Giovanazzi 😷 (@SF_DavidGio) October 9, 2020
Friday, October 2, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 4 Picks
Friday, September 25, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 3 Picks
#Steelers have 4 players ranked in the top 6 of total pressures generated:
— PFF (@PFF) September 25, 2020
▪️ Bud Dupree - 14 (T-2nd)
▪️ TJ Watt - 13 (3rd)
▪️ Stephon Tuitt - 12 (T-6th)
▪️ Cameron Heyward - 12 (T-6th) pic.twitter.com/xMZogha2k7
Friday, September 18, 2020
NFL 2020 Week 2 Picks
Friday, September 11, 2020
NFL 2020 Win Totals, Breakout Players, and Week 1 Picks
Andy Reid even gave Jamaal Charles’ #25 to CEH. Destined for fantasy greatness
— David Giovanazzi 😷 (@SF_DavidGio) September 11, 2020
Andy Reid even gave Jamaal Charles’ #25 to CEH. Destined for fantasy greatness
— David Giovanazzi 😷 (@SF_DavidGio) September 11, 2020
Friday, September 6, 2019
2019 NFL Win Totals and Week 1 Picks
Road Favorites
Ravens -5.5 at DolphinsDolphins (7 wins last year; 5.2 expected wins) UNDER 4.5: I grouped these by category, but it works out nicely that it starts with the team I expect to be the worst in the league. Miami is doing a great job of acquiring draft assets in future drafts, but that's left a team that previously overachieved now without many quality players on the roster under rookie coach Brian Flores, especially on the offensive line following the Laremy Tunsil trade for the mother load.
Ravens (10 wins; 10.8 expected wins) OVER 8.5: They lost two key pass rushers but did manage to replace Eric Weddle with Earl Thomas to keep the secondary among the best in the league. I'm cautiously optimistic about Greg Roman developing Lamar Jackson and this offense that added Mark Ingram and rookie receivers Marquise Brown and Miles Boykin, both of whom I'm high on. So while I think they might be one of the teams that drops out of the playoffs since half do every year, I don't expect a major step back from last season. In any case, they're plenty strong enough that Week 1 shouldn't pose many problems besides being another stupidly scheduled hot game in Florida early in the season.
Chiefs -4.5 at Jaguars
Chiefs (12 wins; 10.7 expected wins) OVER 10.5: And from the lowly Dolphins we go to the team that has the best chance to topple the Patriots for the crown. Even if LeSean McCoy ends up being as done as he looked last year, I believe in Damien Williams enough to provide the minimal support on the ground needed for Patrick Mahomes to lead another top flight offense. I didn't love all of their changes on defense, but any improvement under new coordinator Steve Spagnuolo could be enough to get them over the top. I also don't love how high this spread is on the road against a tough defense, but there's a lot less uncertainty with them to go along with the quarterback advantage.
Jaguars (5 wins; 5.7 expected wins) UNDER 8: Although Nick Foles almost has to be an improvement under center by default, there's still a lot left to be desired along the offense. A healthier offensive line and Leonard Fournette can make things easier for Foles to find breakout candidates Dede Westbrook and D.J. Chark, but that's far from a given. On the other side, Josh Allen was a steal with the 7th pick, but the absences of Telvin Smith and Tashaun Gipson will make it tough to remain elite.
Lions -2.5 at Cardinals
Cardinals (3 wins; 2.9 expected wins) UNDER 5: The team with the worst record last year carries a lot of intrigue with their sweeping changes that brought in rookie coach Kliff Kingsbury and rookie quarterback Kyler Murray. They should be a lot more competitive with this new Air Raid offense that can help overcome questions along a new offensive line, but the defense isn't likely to keep up, especially in the secondary while Patrick Peterson is suspended.
Lions (6 wins; 7 expected wins) UNDER 6: Similar to their Week 1 opponent, I have concerns about the secondary and, more importantly in this case, the coaching. The run-first nature of coach Matt Patricia and new offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell doesn't appear to play to the roster's strengths and caps the team's ceiling in a division containing tough defenses. That being said, Matthew Stafford should have a field day against this week's defense with whatever passing volume he receives.
Saturday, February 2, 2019
Super Bowl LIII Pick
I know, this pick isn't unsurprising after the public has shifted the line so much in New England's favor after LA opened as a slight favorite, but the AFC Championship game reminded me why I hate picking against Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. And to go further than just their experience edge over Jared Goff and Sean McVay, I like the matchup of their quick passing game helping to prevent Aaron Donald from generating that interior rush that impacts Brady. And on the other side, they can shadow Robert Woods with Stephon Gilmore in order to provide help over the top against former Patriot Brandin Cooks, similar to how they took Tyreek Hill out of the last game. Lastly, this game will be on the 17th anniversary of Super Bowl XXXVI between these two teams, which started this New England run in the first place. I'd almost say this would be a fitting way to go out, but at this point it seems like Brady is a robot that will just keep winning.
Season Total: 137-129
Sunday, January 20, 2019
2018 NFL Championship Sunday Picks
Last week: 3-1
Season Total: 137-127
Saints -3 versus Rams
Having Aqib Talib will be a huge boost for LA after missing him when these teams first met, but Cooper Kupp also had a big game that he won't be able to replicate now that he tore his ACL. With the line now down to 3, I'm leaning towards the more experienced quarterback and coach, especially in the Superdome.
Chiefs -3 versus Patriots
Maybe I'm factoring home field advantage in too much, but Kansas City is now 8-1 at home compared to 5-3 on the road while New England is 9-0 and 3-5, respectively. And this game is of course in Arrowhead, where the Chiefs have drastic defensive splits. The Patriots playing in their 13th AFC Championship Game in Tom Brady's 17th year as the starter is ridiculous, but this feels like it could go the way of the 2006, 2013, and 2015 road games instead of the 2004 win.


