What is there even to say after last week's debacle? Blown double digit leads all over the played a part in home teams going 9-5 against the spread to kill me after they had been struggling with no fans to start the year. The road teams came through for me on Thanksgiving, however, so I'm going to stick with the #process that had me in good position before this disastrous month.
Road Favorites
Texans -2.5 at Lions
I went with the better quarterback that had more of his weapons available but didn't expect that kind of embarrassing performance from Detroit. It's not looking long for the Matt Patricia era.
Giants -5.5 at Bengals
Brandon Allen should be better than Ryan Finley would be as the fill-in quarterback, but Joe Burrow was the only reason Cincinnati was in games all season. That injury was one of the most devastating of this wretched year.
Dolphins -7.5 at Jets
Maybe this is too many points to lay on the road in a divisional game, but I think Miami's defense is up to the task. With Sam Darnold back, at least I don't have to worry about Joe Flacco YOLO balls ruining the cover this time.
Browns -6.5 at Jaguars
Does it even matter if it's Mike Glennon, Jake Luton, or even Gardner Minshew at this point for Jacksonville? They are missing key players on both sides of the ball, so this should easily be their 10th loss in a row.
Saints -5.5 at Broncos
Outdoors on the road will be a tougher test for Taysom Hill than his warmup against Atlanta's nonexistent defense, but New Orleans is so much more of a complete team. I don't see Drew Lock putting up many points against them.